Apex Mountain on The Rewatchables
67:22 – 71:17… like, she was killing the entire 90s. I'm looking at her right now and she's killing the whole thing so I just had to say that. All right, before we get to Apex Mountain, let's talk about TikTok which is having an Apex Mountain of its own. Music makes everything better which is why it's at the core of TikTok's culture. Each time you open the app, you learn something new whether it's a hot new song, new recipes, or even words of encouragement you're bound to find useful bits of information everywhere you look and if you happen to hear a catchy new song or two while you're there, well, that's pretty great too. …
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has been in a million things so it's not a that guy for this. No, we have females eligible for that guy. There you go. I couldn't remember where I seen her from but like, she was killing the entire 90s. I'm looking at her right now and she's killing the whole thing so I just had to say that. All right, before we get to Apex Mountain, let's talk about TikTok which is having an Apex Mountain of its own. Music makes everything better which is why it's at the core of TikTok's culture. Each time you open the app, you learn something new whether it's a hot new song, new recipes, or even words of encouragement you're bound to find useful bits of information everywhere you look and if you happen to hear a catchy new song or two while you're there, well, that's pretty great too. Discover more on TikTok. Apex Mountain, Michelle Pfeiffer, no, because I think it's Fabulous Baker Boys. Coolio, yes. Oh, without a doubt. Every high school kid in this movie, I'm going to say yes. White Savior, Complex Movies, no. No! I think Blindside is. That movie was like a phenomenon. And it won Bullock an Oscar. So did Green Book if that's the requirement. What about White Savior, Complex, School Teacher Movies? Because that was happening too. This is first place. Yeah. This is absolutely first place. This is the all-time Apex Mountain for that. I couldn't really, I had not a lot of Apex Mountain candidates for this one. If there's any others, tell me. Candy Bars. Oh. Butterfingers. Butterfingers. All right. Picky Knits, Michelle Pfeiffer as a Marine. No, no. Nah, not buying it. I absolutely buy it. You buy Michelle Pfeiffer as a Marine? Yes. Why? Did you not watch G.I. Jane? Demi Moore can do it, Michelle Pfeiffer can do it. But that is actually G.I. Jane and Sarah Connor are the reasons why I didn't buy Michelle Pfeiffer as a Marine. Because in G.I. Jane, fucking Demi Moore got ripped. She's yoked in that movie. She committed to the role. She looked like a Marine. Sarah Connor looked like, Linda Hamilton looked like somebody who could fight a Terminator. It just kind of took Michelle Pfeiffer straight from the Fabulous Baker Boys off the piano into the classroom. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's kind of, that's why I didn't buy it. Nah, I buy it. I buy it. Because she didn't back down. Why didn't Luanne have any friends or any dates? Just, it's a nitpick. She said it. She had no friends who had dates. She's recently divorced. It's only been like six months, they said. She said it. She said that the husband was abusive and she wasn't ready. She talked to George Zunda about it. Her only friend, George Zunza. George Zunda left Zunza. No, she didn't have wine. She had no friends to go have like a glass of wine with on a Wednesday night and talk about the kids for a half hour. She addressed it. She said it was too hard to go over to their house. She's socially awkward. There's no internet back then. What was she doing? She said it was too hard to go over to their house because it reminded her of her ex-husband. She talked about it. All right, Shay. Every time you're on the rewatchables, I ask you a question only you can answer. Give it to me. In real life, Emilio versus those two tiny kids. How does that fight go down? Oh, it goes down exactly like it did in the movie. Emilio's fucking them up. Like if you're that much bigger, it doesn't matter how many of the smaller ones there are. The hits just don't hurt. If you could pick up the kid and flip him upside down into a locker, Emilio's winning that fight. Sadly, I love Raul. I love to eat him back down. He's my favorite character in the movie, but he's getting the shit kicked out of him every time in that scene. My feeling is they don't get the shit kicked out of them fast enough in my opinion. I feel like that's a Tyson Spinks kind of fight. It's 91 seconds max. Raul and Guzmaro are plucky. They're plucky. Even as they were pulling them off of them, they were still ready to go.
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