Apex Mountain on The Rewatchables
86:58 – 93:12… color. And she told him, Denzel, you can't have it all. Oh, Jesus Christ. We getting busy on food. That was from an interview with her. I'm telling you. Yeah. Apex Mountain. Wait, I have one more piece of half-assed research that I... Let's hear it. I can't believe this is true. Kip, the porn director slash drug dealer... Yeah. Actually is a pretty accomplished film editor who edited Country Strong. Whoa! Shout out to Liz Kelly. Holy shit. Also, the flight number 227, it's a superstition regarding flights. Adds up to 11. Yeah, 11. Yeah. Do you want to tell them the superstition? A number of spectacular airline …
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It must have been confused because it was so close to her skin color. And she told him, Denzel, you can't have it all. Oh, Jesus Christ. We getting busy on food. That was from an interview with her. I'm telling you. Yeah. Apex Mountain. Wait, I have one more piece of half-assed research that I... Let's hear it. I can't believe this is true. Kip, the porn director slash drug dealer... Yeah. Actually is a pretty accomplished film editor who edited Country Strong. Whoa! Shout out to Liz Kelly. Holy shit. Also, the flight number 227, it's a superstition regarding flights. Adds up to 11. Yeah, 11. Yeah. Do you want to tell them the superstition? A number of spectacular airline crashes have had such flight numbers such as AA Flight 191, the DC-10 that lost an engine in Chicago and crashed in 79, and Delta Flight 191 that crashed as a result of a microburst in Dallas. See, now Van's going to start adding numbers when he's going on planes. I already started looking at the shit. Apex Mountain. Denzel, no. Nadine Velasquez. She's also on My Name is Earl at this point, so I'm going to say yes. Yes. Apex. Kelly Rodley, no. Zemeckis plane crashes. So, I give you this or I give you Castaway. I think this is better than Castaway. This is better than Castaway. We sure? I think it's better. I think it's way more interesting. Yeah. Okay. Castaway is a very fucking, like, that's a harrowing, like, oh my God, it's fucked up. But this is like a step-by-step. This is better to me. I like when the guy's trying to help Chuck and then he gets in the head and he's like, oh! It's just like, wow, this crashing in a plane just seems like the worst. Like, people, the plane hasn't even crashed yet. People are like, oh! Got Cammie the stewardess bouncing around. Addiction movies. I go leaving Las Vegas. This, leaving Las Vegas. So, leaving Las Vegas, I would say, probably because it wins Oscar stuff, right? Yeah. Trainspotting. Working for a Dream. That's not going to be in the rewatchables. That's a tough movie. We should do a That's Not Going to Be on the Rewatchables Month with that in United 93. That actually, to be honest with you, would be hilarious. Like, unwatchables. Like, just movies. I never want to see this again. That's that Clint Eastwood, Hillary Swank movie. Oh, Jesus. Million Dollar Baby. I won't watch one second of that movie again. Like, I was so angry. Like, we did it on The Midnight Boys because Jomie had never seen it before. He'd never seen Million Dollar Baby? So, Jomie had never seen Million Dollar Baby. Did he know what happened? Nope. And I was like, Jomie, you, in your wildest dreams, cannot imagine how this movie is going to end. Yeah. And so, we made him look at it. Like, we made him watch it and then come back and report to us on the next podcast. He was like, yo, what the fuck is going on? Movie won like every Oscar. And people were like, here's all the Oscars. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. It's such a weird Oscars. Post-Roseanne John Goodman for Apex Mountain. What else would be up there? Like, tons of Cohen stuff that he's done. Lebowski. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. Lebowski after Roseanne. That's Lebowski. It's Lebowski then, yeah. Atlanta. I'm going to say no. Cocaine is a positive force. Yeah, sure, Bill. Probably. Yeah. Got a Coco Puff coming for your big boy. Coco Puff coming for you. All right. Now here comes the Bim Nader, man. Almost everything that Goodman, it's all post-Roseanne. Yeah. Yeah. So, absolutely not. Heroin batches called the Taliban. Fuck Apex Mountain for that, right? Mm-hmm. Stroke Max. Stroke Max. Hotel mini bars. Best use of a hotel mini bar in a movie scene. I'm going to say yes. Mm-hmm. We rarely get to do best racehorse name, but Whip Whitaker is just an amazing name for a horse. It's dope. It's like Whip Whitaker might win the triple crown. Coco Puff as well. Coco Puff. Banana Boat. Banana Boat. Here comes Banana Boat. Mm-hmm. All right. Picket Knits. I have a few. You want to go first? I mean, it's just, with all due respect, like, no one notices that this guy, like, reeks of booze. It has cocaine. That's my first thing. Crusties in his nose. He's .24 drunk and just kind of waltzes into the plane. They're like, hey. But there's no sandwich. The Coke. But you're still going to be emitting the booze odor. The co-pilot did notice. He said he smelled it on him. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm surprised that Margaret doesn't. I think she does. I think it's that she knows who he is. Oh, she says, yeah. She's like, I've known you for 12 years. She said, I've known you for that long. You're going to tell me you went to dinner and you only had two drinks? I mean, he asked for a black coffee and, like, four aspirin. Like, she knows what's up. Yeah. It's a CR before the podcast. Same thing. Black coffee. Banana man. Cocoa puff. Yeah, I feel like they would know. Would Katarina, a.k.a. Trina, be more scared on a super bumpy flight knowing that she had just spent the entire night with this guy and done drugs and gotten super drunk and they never slept and now he's in charge of this plane? Probably, but it's not the first time I would imagine. I also think that there's an interesting element of, it's like a lot of that stuff is automated. So it's like even in the beginning when they're taking off and, like, I think Ken is like something, like, says something about autopilot and he's like, no, no, no, we're flying today. He says, I'm flying today. Yeah. Yeah. And it's kind of like, that's not really like, you can probably let autopilot take care of a lot of the flying. Hmm. I do think though that in that. Which isn't to say that I want my pilot to be faded. First of all, I never even knew that you could take off with the autopilot. And when I, because this movie made me go Google a bunch of shit, you can't just take off with the shit. You can land with the shit. Yeah. Like the plane can fucking land itself. It's fucking weird. Um, but did he maybe want to, wasn't he trying to like fly super fast? It was, he was going like above the recommended airspeed to get through like the cloud car. Yeah. They're not making sure the adjoining door in the hotel room isn't locked. Maybe just like get that mini fridge out of there. Like there's no mini fridge. That's my thing. Like no mini fridge. Additionally, the security guard guy out front would have definitely heard Denzel up all night, stumbling the shit, falling down.
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