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Apex Mountain on The Rewatchables

F1 2025

With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan and Van Lathan · 23 December 2025 · 25,278 feet

The claim

86:50 – 89:41

… what's happening. Yeah, Cruz, I'm sorry, Pitt looks like he's a couple, especially in the last scene, it really looks like he's like flying into outer space. Apex Mountain, too hard to do when the movie just came out. I do think it's Apex. I think F1 has a real Apex Mountain moment. F1 and Kaczynski because now it's back-to-back huge movies. I don't know about anybody else. Maybe Carrie Condon. I could argue that Kaczynski was top of but it's this. It's F1 for sure. I think Maverick with this, that guy is now we're going to his next movie. I don't know what it is. Miami Vice. Did we meet him last month? We …

The whole segment, as transcribed

He's like, one thing that can throw the racing scenes off is if the guys' faces don't match the intensity of what's happening. Yeah, Cruz, I'm sorry, Pitt looks like he's a couple, especially in the last scene, it really looks like he's like flying into outer space. Apex Mountain, too hard to do when the movie just came out. I do think it's Apex. I think F1 has a real Apex Mountain moment. F1 and Kaczynski because now it's back-to-back huge movies. I don't know about anybody else. Maybe Carrie Condon. I could argue that Kaczynski was top of but it's this. It's F1 for sure. I think Maverick with this, that guy is now we're going to his next movie. I don't know what it is. Miami Vice. Did we meet him last month? We did, right? Running Man. Yeah, I tried to be cool. Who, Kaczynski? Yeah. He came to the office. Jack Sanders. He's super cool. Jack Sanders completely embarrassed me. Why? What did he say? So, like, fucking Jack Sanders. Like, Jack Sanders comes to the office. Did you try to go up to Joe and go, Joe Kaczynski, you son of a bitch! Jack, me and Jack have this thing that we do. Yeah. To where I see Jack and I go, what time is it? And Jack says, it's nigga time. Jack Sanders? Yeah. Like, and he said that, Jack says that, right? And it's a part of me and Jack's bonding. Yeah. And so, it's a part of me and Jack's bonding. And we say that. That doesn't happen. And so, that doesn't happen. And so, I walked up to Jack. Man, this is fucked up if you're lying. He's been doing this. Also, can we actually, he's got like this weird new thing he's doing. There's this story which did not happen. I know it didn't. And then the other day, he sent me like 14 fucking text messages being like, Chris, Chris, Chris, Tua wants to come on the watch. And I was like, Tua from the Dolphins. And he's like, yeah, Tua likes the show. He wants to come on the watch. And I'm like, man, you're fucking with me. But like, honestly, like, I don't really know if we would have a spot for Tua if he doesn't watch shows. He's like, what does Tua want And you're like, why don't you just answer me about whether Tua is allowed on the watch? What's wrong with you? Don't you have enough to do? This is your best bit of 2025. So, so, I walk up to Jack and I go, we can't run this. There are going to be people who don't know you're joking. You have to say at least you made that one part up. So, I did make, so listen, I've, so he's dead. What the fuck are you talking about? Wait, I've asked this to be a bit for me and Jack and Jack has never agreed. No shit. Right, so I've asked for this to be a bit. between me and Jack and Jack has never agreed and Kaczynski was in the, Kaczynski was in the office and he was doing, he was doing, the big picture. The big picture. Uh-huh. And so I walk up to Jack when he's with Kaczynski

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What the board says

Their apex is elsewhere
Brad Pitt25,780 ftOnce Upon a Time... in Hollywood, 2019, by 5,215 feet.
Javier Bardem24,570 ftNo Country for Old Men, 2007, by 5,953 feet.

A grade for each call is not built yet. The board's answer is shown; whether the pod landed on it is a separate judgement, and it is not made here.