Apex Mountain on The Rewatchables
60:02 – 65:43… I just assumed that all t-shirts that John Cusack wears in John Cusack movies are John Cusack's t-shirts yeah people were like yo kangaroos he's like what Apex Mountain Cusack no Daphne Zuniga he's got probably Spaceballs the next year how about Apex Mountain for whatever sexual position Gibbs roommate is pulling because I honestly we should have put him in DM Waders he was great I've never seen it before I don't even know what you would call it is that the spelunker like what's he doing he was the what do they call them skin crawlers or skin walkers he was like a skin walker you believe in skin walkers no …
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and they just they gave it to him because they liked the way the jersey looked but then I guess for the next 10-20 years people were mentioning it to Cusack I just assumed that all t-shirts that John Cusack wears in John Cusack movies are John Cusack's t-shirts yeah people were like yo kangaroos he's like what Apex Mountain Cusack no Daphne Zuniga he's got probably Spaceballs the next year how about Apex Mountain for whatever sexual position Gibbs roommate is pulling because I honestly we should have put him in DM Waders he was great I've never seen it before I don't even know what you would call it is that the spelunker like what's he doing he was the what do they call them skin crawlers or skin walkers he was like a skin walker you believe in skin walkers no I don't know what are skin walkers it's on Instagram you can if you follow like any of those weird accounts they'll start serving you skin walker stuff what are you talking about it's like it's like the wide shot of like there's like a security camera at a bank and like a skin walker walks by it's like these little skeletons that walk weird they kind of look like long legs what does this have to do with the sexual position in the dorm room because they have like their their legs are backwards Bill what the fuck are you talking about I've never seen this you've never seen skin walkers no I've never this is like an AI like bit obviously I'm following better Instagram accounts although I may be done with Instagram I'm tired of the AI I'm tired of getting fooled by the AI I saw one the other night of like I was pretty gripped by it I got hoodwinked with you got clanked people in like a skyscraper pool like a pool that looks out over the sky and then the glass starts to break and they were like oh it's AI and I was like fuck dude I was like this is pretty good I saw one where there was a fist fight at a game and the guy got punched and rolled down the stairs and went off the baseball stadium like triple deck yeah we would have heard about that and I was like I probably would have seen this on SportsCenter if this happened yeah they would have let SportsCenter come it up next honestly can you imagine if SportsCenter just became like the chive and it was just like it was like an incredible thing that happened that's what they should do at SportsCenter is just do AI videos crowd fights it's just ridiculousness instead it's like Saturday or Saturday what do you got first Jeff I told Schrager he's got to do Peter's Pants that like that could be his hook segment did he like that it's time for Peter's Pants yeah and then he like has pants Hannah Storm doing Skinwalker of the Week is a Skinwalker a real thing or a made up name this is like kind of terrifying because he's like I don't know first of all how you made that association you were talking his body was like bent in a weird spot where did that phrase come from what is a Skinwalker oh here's a Skinwalker look at dogs barking at the Skinwalker yeah Bill that's they're like skeletons that's a cartoon man I'm just telling you it's on Instagram I don't know what's going on oh my god wait I have more Apex Mountain Skinwalkers yeah Anthony Edwards no did you say road trip movies I was about to yeah road trip movies no is it this or Green Book no it's Midnight Run Green Book we gotta stop here I'm doing some music hitchhiking no no shotgunning beers has it been done better has it been a more integral part of a movie do they shotgun beers at Animal House am I forgetting that I like how they bring it back in this where she does it yeah in front of her boyfriend it's really funny I'm gonna say yes Nicola Sheridan no Desperate Housewives Rob Reiner she also does she shotguns it in real life I mean she crushes that she does a good job Colt 45 is he drinking beers just in this guy's car like at 10 in the morning yeah that is pretty funny I'd be pretty pretty annoyed by that 80s teen movies no Cruise or Hanks I got Hank Spielberg for Cruise I have Hank Spielberg as well this would have been a good Tom Hanks movie although you're right Cruise easily could have been the Anthony Edwards part yeah talking to Cordless buddy what role would Philip Seymour Hoffman have played I think it's Gibbs buddies oh it's definitely Lance coming to you Cordless and then when when Gibbs like I can't come he's like shut the fuck up shut up shut up be like hey Gib how's the peeping um picket nets how did Gib actually get in the cowboy rapist truck he jumped in the the truck but how did the trucker not know I think he was more interested in taking off his wedding ring and stuff uh we talked about this but why is the sure thing so excited about meeting Gib yeah we don't know pretty sure she has makes no sense plans every night and then Lance completely bottles it by being like he's gay and a virgin yeah when when it's like well she was trying it was a ploy to make her feel bad for him I guess it's just such a weird move the whole thing's a little weird was Lance a good friend well it actually leads me to a possibly unanswerable question which is you know in the beginning of the movie Gibbs like I had sex six times in high school sophomore and junior year mostly and I'm like you think he's lying do you think Gibbs is a virgin and that's why he's like I'm willing to go all the way across the country to get laid so he's doing the Niagara Falls area yeah it's like I had sex six times yes but Lance seems to know that he had sex Lance just seems to be taking his word for it but I don't think he's like interrogating it much because he seems to think Gibbs like in a slump yeah well he's using
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