Apex Mountain on The Rewatchables
54:29 – 60:18… Three times a week. So yeah. We love doing the rewatchables. But we have other great stuff for you to listen to. As well. Check it out. All right. We're back. Apex Mountain. I'm excited for this one. Yes. Matt Damon. Obviously not. No. Because the movie wasn't a hit. No. It did make me wonder what Matt Damon's Apex Mountain really was. Did we do this in the Good Will Hunting episode? I can't remember. It's interesting. I think. Probably that first Bourne movie that just makes a shitload of money. Yeah. And establishes itself as the A plus franchise. Whatever. That's a good call. Yeah. Ed Norton. I don't think …
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Things will come up. Don't forget about my podcast too. The Bill Simmons Podcast. Three times a week. So yeah. We love doing the rewatchables. But we have other great stuff for you to listen to. As well. Check it out. All right. We're back. Apex Mountain. I'm excited for this one. Yes. Matt Damon. Obviously not. No. Because the movie wasn't a hit. No. It did make me wonder what Matt Damon's Apex Mountain really was. Did we do this in the Good Will Hunting episode? I can't remember. It's interesting. I think. Probably that first Bourne movie that just makes a shitload of money. Yeah. And establishes itself as the A plus franchise. Whatever. That's a good call. Yeah. Ed Norton. I don't think this was his Apex Mountain. I think Fight Club was. Because at that point he'd had a body of work. And Rounders was getting some buzz. But we're close. Yes. He's on his way up the mountain. Also agree with that. Gretchen Maul. Definitely not. No. Probably the notorious Betty Page for Gretchen Maul. That was our big comeback. Johnny Chan. 100% yes. No way. 100% yes. Johnny Chan won two World Series of Poker in a row. This was his third title basically. Sure. He wins two. And now he's immortalized forever in this movie as pulling the greatest poker move. Look at the patience. Look at him wait out his guy. Oh my God. It's like what's better than that? Doesn't he have the exact same hand that Mike sucks out Teddy KGB with? I think he might. Isn't it the wheel? John Turturro no. I don't know what John Turturro's Apex Mountain is. This is a great character though. I think this is the same year that he does The Big Lebowski 2. Yeah. He's Jesus. Which is pretty incredible. That's quite a one-two punch. Because he's one of the great supporting actors of all time. Maybe that's his Apex. Maybe the Rounders-Lebowski combo. It's probably Barton Fink. It's probably his Apex Mountain. That's a few years before that. It's an iconic movie. He's the star. You're not a Barton Fink guy. Malkovich. I'm not a Coen Brothers guy. Malkovich, Dangerous Liaisons was his Apex Mountain. Wow. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Not Con Air? I'll fight. No, I'll fight anyone who thinks otherwise. Because it'll come off Killing Fields. He'll fight anyone. He's great in Killing Fields. He's like really, really. And that movie's a little dated, but it's still pretty powerful. Yep. I haven't seen that in 20 years. And he's awesome in it. His character is fucking great in that movie. And then he has this nice run. And then Dangerous Liaisons. Him and Glenn Close, they are so over the top. And he's so... I don't feel like that performance gets enough credit. It's a fun movie. It's a really fun movie. Yeah. It's actually... It's never on either. I would watch it right now if it was on. Anybody else? Apex... What do you think his Apex Mountain was, Malkovich? I don't know. Looking back at his career, I mean... You know, he's obviously one of the great stage directors of all time too. Um... Rounders has gotta be... Oh, I know what it is. What? It's Being John Malkovich. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, you're right. Fuck. They named the movie after him. There's an entire movie that is dedicated. Yeah, shit. That's like a cherry on the hot for Sunday. Yep. Anybody else for Apex Mountain? Mmm... What do you think about Koppelman and Levine? I think Billions is their Apex Mountain. Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Their dream in life was to have a show that... Where they're at some party and Kevin Durant comes up to them and says they love their show. That's all they ever wanted in life. That's good. Yeah. This is another great category. Who would have been the best ad to this movie? Danny Trejo? Steve Buscemi? Or Michael K. Williams? I think the easy, quick answer is Buscemi. Yes. I wouldn't sleep on Michael K. Williams. Not a lot of diversity in this movie, and he easily could have been thrown in to any poker scene. By the way, it could have also played Grandma. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Interesting. Could Michael K. Williams have been Worm? Wow, that's... But that goes to Black Rounders. I knew you were going there. I would love Black Rounders. Can they make Black Rounders? Sure. Let's make Black... The Ringer Films presents Black Rounders. Black Rounders would be incredible. Michael K. Williams is Worm. Who's Mike McD? Is Michael K. Williams too old to be Worm? Probably. Shit. All right. We'll go back to the drawing board on that. So you say Buscemi. I think what you said is right. It's the easy one. You could just see him at that table at the Taj when they're all together. You can see him at the Chesterfield. He just fits into this movie. He's a New York guy. Mark Ruffalo's The New for the most overacted scene and or scenes. Grandma scenes are rough. I'm not quite sure what to make of grandma. I don't like the dog abuse as a dog lover. I don't like how he treats the pit bulls. Yeah. It's like they... It's a quickie way to make us not like him. Yeah. But it's almost like evil. Yeah. It's like, is this guy evil now? And if he is evil, why doesn't he just kill Worm? I'm a little reluctant to ask this. But what exactly did he even do to the dog? Because the camera cuts away. So like... Oh, yeah. They did. Did he smack it? Something bad. Something bad happened to the dog. Do you have another overactor for me? Well, I mean, I think... Is it possible to be both the They Knew... To win the They Knew Award and the Heat Check Award? Because there's a case that KGB... You're going there? We're doing this now? Is like a little bit of a reach. Two grand? All right. I'll call the two grand. I'll gamble. Don't splash the pot. You're on a draw, Mike. Go away. This one is not good for you. And in my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fact I please.
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